Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

aita, Communication, compromise, futurama sleeper, headphone, headphones, Hilarity, Minecraft, relationship issues, sleep accessories, sleep disturbances, sleep mask, sleep preferences, sleep solutions, sleeping aids, sleeping arrangements, sleeping comfort, sleeping habits, sleeping problems, sleeping soundly, sleeping with headphones, white noise

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	84
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Farms Harvested:	559	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	308
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5649	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	238080

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Items Found:	4541	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	273520	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com