Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

aita, Communication, compromise, futurama sleeper, headphone, headphones, Hilarity, Minecraft, relationship issues, sleep accessories, sleep disturbances, sleep mask, sleep preferences, sleep solutions, sleeping aids, sleeping arrangements, sleeping comfort, sleeping habits, sleeping problems, sleeping soundly, sleeping with headphones, white noise

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Emeralds Found:	6124
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Void Armor Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Alien Abductions:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4741

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	3097
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	294	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3969	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	993	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Villages Defended:	14
Divine Spears Created:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	7792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Towns Built:	10
Buildings Constructed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mines Excavated:	1177
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Buildings Constructed:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/200	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Farms Harvested:	447	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	9595
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net