Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1476
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	199	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	2816	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crops Grown:	9431
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Farms Harvested:	458	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	3151

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	97
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	650573

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.