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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 11
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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