Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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