Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Enchantments Applied: 66 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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