Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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