Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Villages Defended: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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