Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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