Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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