Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Divine Spears Created: 12
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mines Excavated: 1648
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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