Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Divine Spears Created: 26 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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