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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2886 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 152 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!
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