HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5221	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	6969	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8957	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4427	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Towns Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	4943
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2921	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.