Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Farms Harvested: 189 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 9067 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Buildings Constructed: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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