Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 340 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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