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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6564 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 138 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.
So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.