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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8281	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1583
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Potions Brewed:	145
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	3676	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5191
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	6333

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ores Mined:	1579	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchantments Applied:	218	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	167
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	107	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com