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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9247 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 75 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally the best server ever and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole house, but it was actually hilarious and I couldn’t stop laughing. And then this other time, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and they started rapping about potatoes. It was wild, dude.
But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because it’s full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Plus, we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into giant carrots. It’s gonna be a riot, I tell ya. So come on and join us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun)!
