HateQs_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchantments Applied:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Emeralds Found:	431	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	7199
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	9409
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	3926	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NextLevel Network

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Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Moonscape Network

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Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.