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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7638 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 93913 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.
And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.