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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1650 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.
And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.
