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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8199 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6706 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.
And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.