HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Towns Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1761	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1096
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	1481
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Animals Bred:	191	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	821
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.