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CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5937	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mines Excavated:	4650
Votes:	6087	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	3705	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8497	Divine Spears Created:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	9508
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4539

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	4810	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Items Found:	5588	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	New Chunks Explored:	346806
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

Players:	96/600	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Potions Brewed:	128
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3