so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magic Items Found: 2283
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Potions Brewed: 67 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 41 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3958 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7916 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Ores Mined: 9250 Emeralds Found: 7072
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 New Chunks Explored: 624766
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2117 Gods Slained: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Buildings Constructed: 50

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Potions Brewed: 182
    Gods Slained: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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