BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	9870
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Emeralds Found:	6624
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	311
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	986
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

admins, Adventure, baseball, Bluemap, Chat, Crafting Datapacks, Discordsrv, Friends, Griefing, Land Claim, Map, Minecraft, Paper, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Season, Season Four, season three, Server, Shells, smp, texture pack, Trouble-makers, Turtlecraft, turtles, Vanilla, vanilla style, VOICE, Wild

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Reveal Trailer	Watch Here
Discord Server	Join Here
Season Five Bluemap	View Here

Features

Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season Five launch?	Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
What is the IP Address of the server?	The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
Are there any plugins for land claiming?	Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
What is the size of the map in Season Five?	The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

Troll Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, gaming culture, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, troll, trolling, trolling community, trolling evolution, trolling history, trolling in chat rooms, trolling in competitive gaming, trolling in forums, trolling in gaming culture, trolling in multiplayer games, trolling in online communities, trolling in online games, trolling in social media, trolling in video games, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, video games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Votes:	6888	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8698
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crops Grown:	8829
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	3933
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Alien Abductions:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

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