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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1136 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9307 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?