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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8579 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 6154 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?