Happiest Minecraft SMP Moment Ever

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a Psilocybin trip for your gaming experience!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with love and laughter, just like that magical trip you’ll never forget.

So come on, hop on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Minecraft who?” Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling happier than ever before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Emeralds Found:	6749	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Divine Spears Created:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	176

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9615	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7144
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	2961	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	247
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9908	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!