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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6166 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
If you’re tired of your real-life spouse embarrassing you in public with their food shoveling skills, come join us where the only thing you’ll be shoveling is blocks to build your dream castle. No judgment here, just good times and plenty of spinach dip for everyone (but please, use a virtual spoon).
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your eating habits or lack of self-awareness like OP’s husband. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any awkward moments at the dinner table.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world? Just remember, no finger-licking allowed, unless you’re fighting off creepers!