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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5951 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.
Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?
So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!