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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5069 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.
Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?
So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!