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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1681 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 152 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be scrolling through is our epic list of reasons to join!
Imagine this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, and suddenly your opponent starts giving you a handjob. But wait, there’s more! You look up and see them fingering themselves while still trying to take you down. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, they storm off in a fit of rage because you dared to check your phone.
Join our server now and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft mixed with real-life drama. Who needs a boring old relationship when you can have all the excitement right here? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
