Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 253 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dimension Hops: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9617 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Enchantments Applied: 219
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 84
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 166 Farms Harvested: 692
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 1313

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 351 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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