Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Love Letters Sent: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DoomieMcDoomMC

    DoomieMcDoomMC

    Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ores Mined: 6952 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GCraft

    GCraft

    GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 New Chunks Explored: 477625
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunrise Network

    Sunrise Network

    What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Crops Grown: 8466
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineFun

    MineFun

    Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpiralGN

    SpiralGN

    Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magic Items Found: 2005
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crystal Cove SMP

    Crystal Cove SMP

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2151 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Beast Smp

    Beast Smp

    A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 272434 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lotus Cove

    Lotus Cove

    Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1948 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • camellot

    camellot

    Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Star Shards Collected: 72
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 499

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LU7 Creative

    LU7 Creative

    Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3250 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ValhallaMC

    ValhallaMC

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 781 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Nest SMP

    The Nest SMP

    Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Franks PokePark

    Franks PokePark

    Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lotus Network

    Lotus Network

    Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ApexPvP

    ApexPvP

    ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Enchantments Applied: 278
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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