Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Sarkarnetwork

    Sarkarnetwork

    Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyperMc

    HyperMc

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Animals Bred: 135 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MiniMC

    MiniMC

    MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

    – Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zombie Escape

    Zombie Escape

    Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Soul Steal

    Soul Steal

    Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5162 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RebornAge

    RebornAge

    Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Phoenix MC

    Phoenix MC

    A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerryLovers

    TerryLovers

    Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChainMC

    ChainMC

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Thieves Den

    The Thieves Den

    A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MenacingPvP

    MenacingPvP

    If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Last Empire

    Last Empire

    Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KingdomSmp

    KingdomSmp

    KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PurvisiSMP

    PurvisiSMP

    A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ForgeSkies

    ForgeSkies

    Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Magic Items Found: 7113
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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