Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Emeralds Found: 7635 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Mcfamily VN

    Mcfamily VN

    MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Watones

    Watones

    Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Triumphia

    Triumphia

    Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

    What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

    Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spikeycraft

    Spikeycraft

    Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PremierNetwork HUB

    PremierNetwork HUB

    Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

    We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ThePondMC

    ThePondMC

    ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

    Bedrock & Java compatible.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fade SMP

    Fade SMP

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCessence.com

    MCessence.com

    IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

    Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

    Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

    We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

    Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Taiwan Brocoli Server

    Taiwan Brocoli Server

    Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PotatoCraft SMP

    PotatoCraft SMP

    A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RotMC

    RotMC

    RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

    Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Mines Excavated: 2917
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gemcraft

    Gemcraft

    Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

    Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mines Excavated: 1320
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JustySurvival

    JustySurvival

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1758 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Crops Grown: 8932

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RubyCraft

    RubyCraft

    Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Manhunt Network

    Minecraft Manhunt Network

    Minecraft Manhunt Server!

    McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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