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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8745 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that make you fly.
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.
we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!
