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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7591 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9089 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.
also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of emerald blocks, a unicorn will appear and give you a ride to a land made entirely of cake.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a wild adventure every time you log on. plus, there’s a taco stand run by a talking pig. what more could you ask for, amirite?
