HamasGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug response, drug sensitivity, drug tolerance, emotional resilience., mental health, mental health impacts, Meth, methamphetamine, resilience, resistant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, trauma effects

LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9178	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
New Chunks Explored:	842829	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Farms Harvested:	895	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6089	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

athlete, athletic performance, competitive sports, favorite athlete, favorite player, Legends, Minecraft, Server, sports, sports fandom, sports team, Sportsmanship, team camaraderie, team player, team spirit, team sports, Volleyball, volleyball competition, Volleyball game, volleyball match, volleyball player, volleyball season, volleyball skills, volleyball team

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

background checks, Career Advice, dropout, dropped out, entry level, entry level jobs, gaps in resume, HIGH, high school, job experience, job hunting, job interviews, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying on resume, microsoft excel, Minecraft, office position, online courses, Promotion, resume tips, School, smp, wagey

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

awkward, AwkwardEavesdropMC, Conversation, cringe-worthy, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, funny, gossip, inappropriate, intrusive, mortifying, Overheard, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, Shocking.., smp, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, Unintentional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyWebLinks

CraftyWebLinks, helpful websites, internet resources, Online platforms, Online Tools, Recommendations, useful websites, web resources, website collection, website database, website directory, website discovery, website guide, website index, website list, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website showcase, website suggestions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13