Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
so, dis server is like, da bomb diggity yo. we got all da crazy stuff u could eva want in a minecraft server. like, we got pigs dat fly and cows dat shoot lasers outta their eyes. and get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can go ghost hunting and try to survive the night. and if u make it out alive, u get a special prize.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on all ur enemies? yeah, we’re pretty much the coolest server ever. so come join us and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
