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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8918 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 335 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.