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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2406 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1646 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.
You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.
Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.
