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NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCrushSignals

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3448	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Commute Pay Time

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PrisonCraft177

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1936	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3566
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	4589	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NarcissistCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Villages Defended:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0