lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

    Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 135 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

    But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • StepMomsRipoffTax

    StepMomsRipoffTax
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Enchantments Applied: 62
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PhaseCrazeCraft

    PhaseCrazeCraft
    Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

    From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ores Mined: 9367 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

    Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

    join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

    plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 127 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

    No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

    Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

    & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion
    Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

    Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

    We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoTrespassingZone

    NoTrespassingZone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

    Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
    Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

    Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

    Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset
    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Overview:

    This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market:

    The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

    Ranks:

    We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    FAQ:

    Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market? Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
    Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
    Question: How can I access the server’s claim system? Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 928 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBusterJoy

    BlockBusterJoy
    Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

    So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

    PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

    We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 231 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3556
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Villages Defended: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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