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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4562 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 3267 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 233 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?