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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1062 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?