Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4977	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
New Chunks Explored:	664453	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3538
Farms Harvested:	210	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Emeralds Found:	9195	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Items Found:	4412

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	261	Farms Harvested:	527
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4