Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DigStraightDown

advice misconceptions, advice myths, advice pitfalls, advice that backfires, advice that disappoints, advice that doesn’t deliver, advice that doesn’t work, advice that fails, advice that falls flat, advice that falls short, advice that flops, advice that misses the mark, advice that underwhelms, advice to avoid, bad advice, common advice, DigStraightDown, ineffective advice, misguided advice, popular advice, unhelpful advice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Void Gems Collected:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Star Shards Collected:	160

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1366
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	535411
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	756	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7717
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	91
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1873

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7655	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3